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[Question of the (mon)day] Fighting wunder or some ducks with a twist.

Azrael's avatarAzraelModerator@Azrael• 01/08/2022

[Question of the (mon)day] Fighting wunder or some ducks with a twist.

So Adrian asked me to do the question of the day for once, so I came up with a totally serious question, which I seemingly can't find a good answer for :

Would you rather fight a Wunder sized duck or 10 duck sized Wunder ?

Why, and what is your battle plan ? Pros and cons of each situation ? How many participant could you fight in each battle ?

Let's assume we're talking of an average mallard for the duck size, 90cm wingspan, 50cm long, 1.3kg.

Yes this is totally serious. Or maybe not. Who knows ?

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mathygreen@mathygreen• 17/08/2022
Loading...So Adrian asked me to do the question of the day for once. so I came up with a totally serious question, which I seemingly can't find a good answer for : Would you rather fight a Wunder sized duck or 10 duck sized Wunder ? Why, and what is your battle plan ? Pros and cons of each situation ? How many participant could you fight in each battle . https://reliablepermitsolutions.com/
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pixelcherryPioneer Key Holder@pixelcherry• 03/08/2022
Loading...As someone terrified of any flying animal... ![2.png](https://cdn.fnatic.com/community/04be7591-8ecd-4dce-a57a-0d621be5e180.png)
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LegendPioneer Key Holder@Leg3nd• 02/08/2022
Loading...After seeing how tall Wunder is in real life, I can confirm that a Wunder-sized duck would be scary as hell. I'd choose the duck-sized wunders for sure!
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inst4nceCo-owner@inst4nce• 01/08/2022
Loading...10 duck sized wonders just like this with sauce,pancakes,![sddefault.jpg](https://cdn.fnatic.com/community/c1fbdcb3-80f6-42a4-9432-1384f4025aa4.jpg) cucumbers 🥒 and sping onion 🌰 please!!
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GeorgesterPioneer Key Holder@Georgester• 01/08/2022
Loading...Wunder sized duck. EZ, call the RSPCA to rescue an endangered species.
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TofuModerator@Tofu• 01/08/2022
Loading...As a casual raider in Final Fantasy XIV myself, I'd say I'd have a difficult battle against 10 duck sized Wunder. If I have to fight him bare handed, I'd assume, the 10 Wunders are going to spread out and go for flanking, attacking from behind, grabbing legs, go for weakpoint simultaneously just like any MMO raid, and he won't give me time to breathe. So my battle plan is: As soon as the bell rings, go for the Wunder in the middle who is blocked by Wunders left and right before they can spread out. One solid punch in the Solarplexus, one down. Smaller hooman, low arm reach, easy target - should he block, just make a swift one to the head. Next thing I expect them to gang up on me, so there will be a struggle, so I gotta wrestle them down before the guys who spread out comes back to support - so I gotta grit the teeth and mow down one by one until there's only 2-4 Wunders left, the rest should be easy! As noone of the Wunder is a tank nor healer, I just bonk them down with a tankbuster one by one. Duty Failed!
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TofuModerator@Tofu• 01/08/2022
Loading...@Tofu On the other hand, if I should go for one Wunder sized duck, then I'll need some protection or a weapon to have a good chance. But let's say I'm going in weapon less equipped only with Fnatic Jersey, giving me low protection, I'll just have to try to charge at it and grab the neck near the head - and hope it isn't strong enough to break free :x
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Kyugo@Kyugo• 01/08/2022
Loading...one of the best ways i think to deal with is to make sure that you have favourable terrain before the altercation even starts. as such for the Wunder’s I’d start the fight in a warehouse that has been conditioned to a 110% humidity 36 degrees. and place a pool in the middle. the Wunders will be too busy trying to cool off to even think about fighting me. at which point i could probably incapacitate them from a distance via tranq darts. the same strategy would probably also for Duckder as the duck would want to be in the pond and thus while it is distracted i could shotgun its head off (full auto shotgun preferably) allowing me to have a very nice spit braai afterwards.
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ZakPioneer Key Holder@Zak• 01/08/2022
Loading...10 Duck sized wunders for sure. I've seen enough Wunder 1v? Scenario's to know that it doesn't matter how many of them there are, full size Wunder always wins!
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FNATIC AdrianOfficial@FNATIC-Adrian• 01/08/2022
Loading...AAA this really is a tough question to answer... I am going to have to go with a Wunder sized Duck! Right listen... Wunder seems like quite a cheeky and intelligent person. Hes got great trash talk and I feel like having 10 small Wunders shit talking me would destroy my self-esteem and my mental would be broken. Although a Wunder sized duck is absolutely mahusive my plan would be to bait him with large loafs of bread and then summon my Malaysian Ancestors Butchers Knife and take it out.
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AzraelModerator@Azrael• 01/08/2022
Loading...@FNATIC-Adrian This is smart, never though of it like that. Will change my battle plan accordingly. Maybe getting a noise cancelling headset would do the job against 10 smalls wunders, but it'll probably be a harder fight as you can't hear them coming from behind.
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Core-CompetencePioneer Key Holder@Core-Competence• 01/08/2022
Loading...definitely would choose the wunder sized duck, even though I have no idea how to deal with it, but since Wunder is a WoW player he has lots of experience fighting large "bosses" in a group of people, so I would really be scared of this one and cannot imagine having a chance. My strategy for the wunder sized duck them would probably be to climb up a tree and hide until its gone (ducks cannot climb (i hope...)) 🙈
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AzraelModerator@Azrael• 01/08/2022
Loading...@Core-Competence Well... ducks can fly 😰 But no chances against a WoW player true that.